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With apologies to shrubbery everywhere
*** Updated with a photo below...

I have never bragged about being a great driver, okay?

But yesterday more people than normal beeped at me. What in the world? I just started waving at people assuming they were simply being friendly.

Then I was a bit shocked to receive the following text from one of my daughter's friends:

"Mrs. T... my mom and I just passed you and you have a bush or huge limb of some sort sticking out the back of your car. LOL."

Let me just say it is an unfortunate thing if you are walking about with toilet paper hanging from your shoe. Or, if you have a poppy seed stuck between your front teeth. Or, if you forget to zip a certain zipper. Yes ma'am.

But having a bush hanging from the backside of your vehicle just takes embarrassment to a whole new level.

Apparently, when I backed my car up earlier in the day and the car seemed hesitant to pull forward, there was a reason. Have mercy.

I will try to post a picture later.

Right now I'm simply too bushed.

Okay, I'm back... with the photo. Oh the shame of it all y'all. Seriously....