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I am a technical genius
The following is an actual interaction between me and blogger this weekend. It was delightful.

Red: Lysa
Brown: Blogger

Dear Blogger,

I can't sign in. What should I do?

The first thing you should do is go to blogger.com/forgot.

(Ummm... but I didn't forget. I know my password and all that jazz. I think somehow you've forgotten me?)

If you're still unable to sign in after this process, please see the alternate solutions below.

Clear your cache. (My what?)

Delete your Blogger cookie. (Oh good grief, why does it seem like cookies are chasing me everywhere I go? Really, blogger, you have cookies too?!)

Check your Blogger cookie settings. (See, see- do you see the relentless pursuit?)

Check your JavaScript settings. (Um, I've given up coffee too. Therefore, I don't have a java script any longer.)

Quit your browser and restart it. (Rude. I don't want to break my browser's heart and then string it along.)

Browse Happy- all the cool kids are doing it. (Did my computer just try to instruct me on cool?)

Last resorts:

Try a different Internet connection. (Well, that's just super convenient. Where might I find another connection? That would require me to leave my house and my three day old hair is making that possibility very slight right now.)


Take a deep breath -- the world isn't ending -- write us for help. Be sure to give us as much information as you can about your account and the problems you're experiencing.

(You see- that's just the thing, I obviously don't know much about my account or why I'm experiencing these issues. But I do know what will happen when the world ends. And that makes me smile. Even if at this moment, blogger isn't.)

>>>>Okay bloggers who are much smarter than me... pick a term from above and educate me please.

And if you haven't a clue about this, skip leaving me a comment and head on over to Renee's survey she's doing. Click here to complete Renee Swope's mini-survey about a woman's doubts. It's only 6 questions and you could help her reach 1000 this week!