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I ain't got no business writing a book like this...
So, yesterday, several of you told me I really should consider writing my next book on the whole healthy eating topic. This makes me laugh for several reasons:

1. I am emotionally allergic to books on healthy eating.

2. I have never craved a carrot stick in my life.

3. I am not bouncy perky about giving up two of the greatest loves of my life- Cheez-its and from a box brownies. As a matter of fact, I think I will at some point add these back in my diet on a very small scale. Like on special occasions: a bad hair day for example.

And I could just totally see myself having one of those days, eating a small handful of Cheez-its and someone walking up to me and saying, "Aren't you the girl who wrote the book on healthy eating. Nice hair."

And honey, it just makes my toenails curl thinking of a scenario like that.

But God.

See, I also had to laugh because I do think God wants me to write this book I feel woefully inadequate to write. And God can be bossy. And he used several of you to boss me yesterday.

Hmmmffff.

So, what would you think of a book called, "When a Cheez-its and Chocolate Girl Gets Healthy" ???

And for the sake of my trembling little self, what would you want said book to contain?