I'm not a fan of business meetings at all.
Not in the least.
They make me bored and crazy unless food is involved. In which case, I'll eat too much because that's what I do when I'm bored and crazy.
But alas today I have some business to discuss so I hereby call this meeting to order. If you were here in person you would be delighted to see some of my favorite snacks in the center of the table.
Frosted Mini-wheats. Baked Doritos. My friend Missy's monster cookies. Diet Coke or Pepsi- whichever was on sale at the time of purchase. Starbucks. Trident Splash Strawberry Lime Gum.
Just call me gourmet.
So, here's the stuff I want to discuss...
1. I'll be doing some give aways this year and still have some spots open for those of you who have products you'd like to feature. I'm all about supporting women who have businesses that help support their families or their love of Starbucks. My favs are Etsy products!
So, if you have some sort of product that you sell and you'd like to be featured in one of my give aways, write to me at Holly @ Proverbs31.org (no spaces) . Be sure to include details about what you'd give away and a link for me to review your product if possible.
Each item needs to have a retail value of at least $35. I'll fill in my spots for the next several months and e-mail those of you who fit the posts I'm looking to do with a give away.
Fun. Fun.
2. Renee and I are supposed to be working on an article where we are being interviewed by you. So, if you have a question or two you'd like to post, that would be ever so helpful. Otherwise I'll simply spend the whole article talking about my ever embarrassing, long, high-maintenance Starbucks drink that I love and bore everyone to tears.
Post your questions in today's comments--- please. Pretty Please. With sugar on the top. Thank you. Have a nice day.
3. Just in case you have nothing to do today except try a new drink from Starbucks, here is the drink I affectionately call "Heaven's sake, why don't you just get back here and make it yourself."
Grande
Fat-Free
Sugar-Free
7 pump
single shot
vanilla latte
no foam
extra hot
I then get very neurotic and feel the need to explain it further:
That means fat-free milk.
The seven pumps are of the sugar free vanilla.
I only want a single shot of espresso because really someone who has the nerve to order this drink surely doesn't need any more caffeine than just a single shot- wouldn't you agree.
Yeah, I really don't like foam when I'm paying $4 for a cup o' joe. Please o' please fill it all the way to the top.
And the extra hot doesn't mean like scalding the skin off my tongue. That bothers me terribly all the live long day when that happens. Just like a few extra degrees of warmth. Just enough so I can still see a little stream coming out the little sippy hole when I get out to my car.
Which is where I am headed when you finish this drink--- my car--- I know that makes you very happy that I am in fact going to leave soon.
The end.
Not in the least.
They make me bored and crazy unless food is involved. In which case, I'll eat too much because that's what I do when I'm bored and crazy.
But alas today I have some business to discuss so I hereby call this meeting to order. If you were here in person you would be delighted to see some of my favorite snacks in the center of the table.
Frosted Mini-wheats. Baked Doritos. My friend Missy's monster cookies. Diet Coke or Pepsi- whichever was on sale at the time of purchase. Starbucks. Trident Splash Strawberry Lime Gum.
Just call me gourmet.
So, here's the stuff I want to discuss...
1. I'll be doing some give aways this year and still have some spots open for those of you who have products you'd like to feature. I'm all about supporting women who have businesses that help support their families or their love of Starbucks. My favs are Etsy products!
So, if you have some sort of product that you sell and you'd like to be featured in one of my give aways, write to me at Holly @ Proverbs31.org (no spaces) . Be sure to include details about what you'd give away and a link for me to review your product if possible.
Each item needs to have a retail value of at least $35. I'll fill in my spots for the next several months and e-mail those of you who fit the posts I'm looking to do with a give away.
Fun. Fun.
2. Renee and I are supposed to be working on an article where we are being interviewed by you. So, if you have a question or two you'd like to post, that would be ever so helpful. Otherwise I'll simply spend the whole article talking about my ever embarrassing, long, high-maintenance Starbucks drink that I love and bore everyone to tears.
Post your questions in today's comments--- please. Pretty Please. With sugar on the top. Thank you. Have a nice day.
3. Just in case you have nothing to do today except try a new drink from Starbucks, here is the drink I affectionately call "Heaven's sake, why don't you just get back here and make it yourself."
Grande
Fat-Free
Sugar-Free
7 pump
single shot
vanilla latte
no foam
extra hot
I then get very neurotic and feel the need to explain it further:
That means fat-free milk.
The seven pumps are of the sugar free vanilla.
I only want a single shot of espresso because really someone who has the nerve to order this drink surely doesn't need any more caffeine than just a single shot- wouldn't you agree.
Yeah, I really don't like foam when I'm paying $4 for a cup o' joe. Please o' please fill it all the way to the top.
And the extra hot doesn't mean like scalding the skin off my tongue. That bothers me terribly all the live long day when that happens. Just like a few extra degrees of warmth. Just enough so I can still see a little stream coming out the little sippy hole when I get out to my car.
Which is where I am headed when you finish this drink--- my car--- I know that makes you very happy that I am in fact going to leave soon.
The end.
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