If the mattress your kids used as a float in your pond has a cup holder- you are most definitely a red neck.No joke this is what I found yesterday as the latest addition to the mattress saga.
In reality, the hole is not a cup holder. It is where my kids and Art attached a hook and chain to try and drag the mattress out.
But seeing as this thing full of water and heavens knows what else, now weighs about 500 pounds, it is still proving to be a bit of a challenge.
I have a bad feeling that plans are being made to hook this mess up to Art's pick up truck. All in the name of removal of course. There certainly will be no plans for this little hook up to become a ride of any sorts.
However, if you see a sign out by my mailbox today that reads, "$1 for the ride of your life," explain to your kids that a bunch of redneck crazies live down in them there woods and under no circumstances are they allowed to come visit.
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