I do have a little more to say about why New Age Teachings are false. However, I will have to do that next week sometime. I have had to do more deep thinking this week than my shallow sense of humor can take. My brain is aching. My plantar fasciitis is seriously acting up.
Just to save you the google search on what brain ailment is named plantar fasciitis, I will save you the step. It has nothing to do with the brain. My achy head is just an aside situation that too much thinking will cause.
My ailment has to do with my foot. I officially have Plantar Fasciitis. The technical medical definition of this horrible condition is this:
"When a non-athletic woman decides she has collected enough extra pounds and cellulite that she attempts to use her feet to move all that extra whatever and do a little exercising she might develop a foot ailment...
This foot problem will cause a burning sensation that starts at the heel and moves right on up into the arch of her foot. If she doesn't plop her fanny down soon enough, apply ice and rub the aching area, the burning then feels as though 1000 savages are using needle spears to stab the bottom of her foot repeatedly...
This is indeed a sign that she should find other ways to lose weight other than exercising. One of these ways could be actually making the decision to eat less. Although this is quite difficult because it has been documented that if you ever tell a woman she can't have something, she'll just want it even more...
So, most puffy, non-athletic, foot on fire, feeling like they are being attacked by needle toting savages- women, choose a more logical treatment for their ailment than trying to stop exercising...
They wear shoes that squeeze their toes into a point so tightly that that pain supersedes the plantar fasciitis and all is well."
They should so totally have women help rewrite the medical journals, don't you think?
Just to save you the google search on what brain ailment is named plantar fasciitis, I will save you the step. It has nothing to do with the brain. My achy head is just an aside situation that too much thinking will cause.
My ailment has to do with my foot. I officially have Plantar Fasciitis. The technical medical definition of this horrible condition is this:
"When a non-athletic woman decides she has collected enough extra pounds and cellulite that she attempts to use her feet to move all that extra whatever and do a little exercising she might develop a foot ailment...
This foot problem will cause a burning sensation that starts at the heel and moves right on up into the arch of her foot. If she doesn't plop her fanny down soon enough, apply ice and rub the aching area, the burning then feels as though 1000 savages are using needle spears to stab the bottom of her foot repeatedly...
This is indeed a sign that she should find other ways to lose weight other than exercising. One of these ways could be actually making the decision to eat less. Although this is quite difficult because it has been documented that if you ever tell a woman she can't have something, she'll just want it even more...
So, most puffy, non-athletic, foot on fire, feeling like they are being attacked by needle toting savages- women, choose a more logical treatment for their ailment than trying to stop exercising...
They wear shoes that squeeze their toes into a point so tightly that that pain supersedes the plantar fasciitis and all is well."
They should so totally have women help rewrite the medical journals, don't you think?
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