If you felt the universe tilt slightly out of whack yesterday, I will go ahead and apologize. Someone ate the planet Mars.
Yes, and that was just one of the crazy things that has happened to me this week.
You see, Ashley had to do a creative model project showing the placement of the planets around the sun. We used iced donut holes placed on the end of wooden skewers that were inserted into cupcakes. Everything worked beautifully until someone ate most of Mars. I imagine we will be getting a call from NASA any day now. Until then, I am looking for a DNA kit on eBay. I will discover who did this to the universe. Prayers needed and appreciated.
My Internet and both phone lines leading to my house were all cut and out of commission. I don't think the phone company much cared about my need to blog, check my e-mails, or my pleas on behalf of my daughter having a major project due. And they really didn't care about my admission that I didn't even know how many planets there are much less the proper order of said planets. All of the aforementioned facts REQUIRE one to have a working Internet service.
Of course Holly was very helpful when she told me to just remember the ROY G BIV acronym for the planet order. Ummm... I think that is for the colors of the rainbow but since both the planets and rainbows have to do with the sky, I gave her kudos anyhow.
But the world tilt didn't stop there.
The upstairs toilet decided to overflow... no... spew and gush in a very rude manner. My daughter started screaming. I ran to see what on the earth all the shrieking was about and as I ran into the bathroom someone body slammed me. Seriously, one minute I'm the stellar hero and the next I am a crying victim. Okay... so actually no one body slammed me but it sure did feel like it. I slipped on the wonderful mixture of dried hairspray and unmentionables being upchucked from the porcelain throne.
As I lay in the muck and mire, stunned from busting my head, toe and fanny... all I could think was just how far I'd fallen from that stage I was just on this past weekend. Hello... remember me? Cute jacket girl? You will all be relieved to know I was not wearing the jacket during this bathroom incident.
And then to top it all off... my husband thinks his gym bag was stolen from his car today. But the strange thing is, they took his smelly shoes and iPod but left his wallet???
I'm wondering if it didn't get stolen but rather slid underneath something somehow. After all, the world did tilt today.
Prayers needed and appreciated.
Yes, and that was just one of the crazy things that has happened to me this week.
You see, Ashley had to do a creative model project showing the placement of the planets around the sun. We used iced donut holes placed on the end of wooden skewers that were inserted into cupcakes. Everything worked beautifully until someone ate most of Mars. I imagine we will be getting a call from NASA any day now. Until then, I am looking for a DNA kit on eBay. I will discover who did this to the universe. Prayers needed and appreciated.
My Internet and both phone lines leading to my house were all cut and out of commission. I don't think the phone company much cared about my need to blog, check my e-mails, or my pleas on behalf of my daughter having a major project due. And they really didn't care about my admission that I didn't even know how many planets there are much less the proper order of said planets. All of the aforementioned facts REQUIRE one to have a working Internet service.
Of course Holly was very helpful when she told me to just remember the ROY G BIV acronym for the planet order. Ummm... I think that is for the colors of the rainbow but since both the planets and rainbows have to do with the sky, I gave her kudos anyhow.
But the world tilt didn't stop there.
The upstairs toilet decided to overflow... no... spew and gush in a very rude manner. My daughter started screaming. I ran to see what on the earth all the shrieking was about and as I ran into the bathroom someone body slammed me. Seriously, one minute I'm the stellar hero and the next I am a crying victim. Okay... so actually no one body slammed me but it sure did feel like it. I slipped on the wonderful mixture of dried hairspray and unmentionables being upchucked from the porcelain throne.
As I lay in the muck and mire, stunned from busting my head, toe and fanny... all I could think was just how far I'd fallen from that stage I was just on this past weekend. Hello... remember me? Cute jacket girl? You will all be relieved to know I was not wearing the jacket during this bathroom incident.
And then to top it all off... my husband thinks his gym bag was stolen from his car today. But the strange thing is, they took his smelly shoes and iPod but left his wallet???
I'm wondering if it didn't get stolen but rather slid underneath something somehow. After all, the world did tilt today.
Prayers needed and appreciated.
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