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Exactly How Does This Happen?


Because sometimes a girl needs that last little piece of yummy butterscotch, chocolate chip banana bread she goes on a rampage to find it. She looks high and low in all the places one might find the one piece of said bread left. Alas just when all hope is gone she finally discovers where her little helpers thought it most appropriate to store the last piece of banana chocolate chip banana bread. In the fridge with the left over stuffing, and pork tenderloin covered in turkey gravy because my turkey did not thaw out in time on Christmas Day. Yes, that is where she should have checked first- of course. I mean who doesn't like a little turkey- pork- cornbread dressing flavoring on their butterscotch chocolate chip bread first thing in the morning. See the photo being introduced into evidence to the left and you will find said bread in the upper left hand corner. Do you see how those butterscotch and chocolate chips are just calling to me. I feel a bad country song coming to me.

And then of course there was this flood of cards in my mailbox yesterday. At first I was feeling the love toting this large amount of mail into my home. That is until I realized that the said cards were all ones that I'd sent with just one important thing missing. A stamp? No. A return address? Nope, wrong again. Oh, yes of course- an outgoing address! Now I can understand how one or two cards could sneak in the completed to be mailed pile. But six unaddressed cards? Have mercy.


And then when your dog goes missing who wouldn't think to look behind your daughter's bed in the fluffification tulle is supposed to cascade down looking very beautiful and princess like but that now just sits in a pile because someone pulled the hook out of the ceiling. Oh yes. But of course that is where the do got in and couldn't get out. She's now found and fine. But like I said y'all it's sounds like a bad country song.
This post is just simply because sometimes a girl has questions and well--- she's sure her bloggy friends will have answers.
Now I'm off to the dentist to get my teeth fixed again--- twang twang.
Almost smiling!