How does this happen? I folded my laundry today. Each time I came across a sock with no match I laid it on the edge of this basket. Now I am assuming since there are no people living in my home with only one foot, that each was originally worn as a pair. But my dirty clothes bin creates issues for sock couples. For by the time they get washed and dried they have broken up. So where do socks go when they suddenly find themselves single? They come to my house!!! That's right, take a look at this absolute mountain of single socks...look closely. Closer. Closer. Un hunh, I bet a few of these look familiar to you, don't they?
If you would like to claim one or more of these single socks, post a comment quickly. I'm thinking of selling the whole mountain as a package deal on e-bay. I'll throw in a loaf of my banana bread that is only missing one slice. Yes, I did much better today and no new blemish friends came out to play. Oh, and of course what would really entice my buyers would be to throw in my hotlips perma lipstick.
Then I'd have enough money to buy the zit remedies you all recommended on yesterday's post! Now your assignment today is to post your best advice on keeping your sock couples together- I can't wait to read your creative ideas.
Sock it to me.
ps. A special hello to all my new blog readers who have told me you heard my interview that aired on Family Life Today. I will be their guest again tomorrow. If you'd like to listen click here to go to their website. I promise you'll find more spiritual depth in my interview then what is posted on my blog this week. Every girl just has to be a little silly every now and then.
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